Behold! Thee hathjust slumbered 24 hours solid. Thy body art protestething at the thought of the 48 hours or so Thee will spend on the unseaworthy Rainbow Worrier, gettething to The Antipodes .... !!! oucheth. One does so loathe mixing with commoners in this penal settlement.

But Thee just wanteth to explain Thy first ORB experiment.

Thee tooketh stereo-eth pictures in Thy dark room, with flash, with a digital camera of Thy invention, puffing talcum powder aroundeth Thy Holy Butt. Thee thusly then adjusted the hues in Adobeth Photoshop and removeth noise, dust and scratchethes.

Now, all this means art that something like an orb CAN be-eth produced by havething a small particle in the air at the time of the flash ... (the talcum powder art the small particle ... not-eth Thy gonads). Certainly Thee art becomething convinced that orbs art usually producethed verily NEAR the camera lens. But all this experiment hath indicated art that when we see an orb we may be seeing SOMETHING lit up by the flash, and it art NOT Thy farts. Thee do-eth NOT fart and even if Thee didst fart they would not smelleth of Albacore Tuna. There art no orbs comething out of Thy Holy Butt. Although Thy Holy Arse needeth a tan badly!

Here ye go-eth .... a flock of (experimental) 'orbs'....

With love
Bri the Wi