They Wert About To Be-Eth Ordained By The Holy Mother.

They Hath Passedeth Of All Their Tests But For-Eth The Final One.

The Final Test:

The Four Gods - Roger The Divine, Brian The Wise, John The Mysterious And The Lord God Freddie Lined Up In A Straight Line.

A Sexy, Beautiful, Big Breasted Nude Wench Didst Thusly Dance Afore Them.

Each God Hath A Small Bell Attachedeth Unto His Manhood And The Holy Mother Didst Thusly Spake Unto Them:

"Now Boys, If Ye Bell Doth Ring, Ye Shalt Not Be-Eth Hearby Ordained For-Eth Ye Wilst Not Hath Reacheth A State Of Spiritual Purity!"

The Beautiful Wench Didst Dance Afore The Lord God Freddie With No Reaction.

She Didst Thusly Dance Afore John The Mysterious With No Reaction.

She Didst Thusly Dance And Wiggle Afore Brian The Wise With No Reaction.

She Didst Thusly Dance And Wiggle Afore Roger The Divine And Lo!

His Bell Beganst To Ring So Loudly That It Didst Thusly Fly Off Unto The Garden.

Embarrassed, Roger The Divine Didst Hitherto Rush Unto The Garden And Bendeth Over To Retrieve-Eth Of His Bell....

Then All The Other Bells Didst Begin-Eth To Ring Verily Loudly.

The Holy Mother Didst Thusly Go-Eth Down To The Pub For-Eth A Quiet Vodka Or Six.