BTW: Yea, Thee knoweth all there art to knoweth, Thee art Wise afterall. Ask-eth Thee anything!
DJ: Doth it ever get windy in Australia? Thee hath ne’er seen it rain on TV, how doth the plants grow?
BTW: In Australia, they thusly import all plants fully groweth and then just sit around and watch-eth them die. It art verily strange.
DJ: Wilst Thou be-eth able to see kangaroos in the street?
RTD: Lo! It doth dependeth on how much Vodka thou hath haveth to drink!
DJ: Wilst Thou walketh from Perth unto Sydney – couldst Thou follow the railroad tracks?
BTW: Thee surely wilst. Thou followers doth wait to see-eth Thee.
RTD: Thou doeth that Brian, it art only three thousand miles - taketh lots of water.
DJ: Art there hippo racing in Australia?
BTW: Yea! Thee hath hearkened of that!
RTD: A-fri-ca art the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia art that big island in the middle of the Pacific which doeth not... ...oh forget it. Yea, the hippo racing art every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Thou must goeth naked.
DJ: Which direction art North in Australia?
BTW: Lo! That art a verily interesting question. Thee canst thusly work it out by reading the stars. Let Thee get-eth Thy telescopeth and Thy Telescopicstereopgraphiceth Camera....
RTD: Face south and then turn 180 degrees.
DJ: Wilst Thou taketh cutlery unto Australia?
RTD: Why? We wilst just use-eth of Our fingers like-eth they do.
DJ: Wilst Thou be-eth seeing the Vienna Boys' Choir whence Thou art In Australia?
RTD: Aus-tri-a art that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which art...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir playeth every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races.
DJ: Wilst Thou weareth of Thy clogs in Australia?
BTW: Nay! Last time Thee doeth that they calleth Thee a big poof!
DJ: Art there supermarkets in Sydney and art milk available all year round?
BTW: NAY! Australia art a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk art illegal !
DJ: Canst doctors in Australia dispense-eth of rattlesnake serum?
RTD: Rattlesnakes live-eth in A-meri-ca
BTW: Nonsense-eth! All Australian snakes art perfectly harmless, can be-eth safely handled and make-eth verily good pets.
DJ: Thee hath another question about a famous animal in Australia, but thee forget-eth its name. It art a kind of bear and liveth in trees.
BTW: Wait! Thee art still consulting-eth the stars. Thee hath just about figureth out wherest North art.
RTD: It art nameth a Drop Bear. They art so nameth because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. Thou canst scare-eth them off by spraying thyself with human urine afore thou go-eth out walking.
DJ: Doeth they haveth perfume in Australia?
RTD: Nay. They doeth not stink.
DJ: Whereforeart the regions in Tasmania wherest the female population art smaller than the male population?
RTD: Gay nightclubs.
DJ: Doeth they celebrate Christmess in Australia?
RTD: Only at Christmess.
DJ: Thou wert in Australia in The Old Millennium Plus Nine Hundred and Eighty Six. Wilst Thou be-eth contacting the girl Thou wert dating in Kings Cross?
RTD: Yea, and Thee wilst probably still hath to pay her by the hour!
DJ: Wilst Thou be-eth able to spaketh English in Australia?
BTW: Nay. They spaketh with forked tongue.