Get thy hair cleaneth tis ever been
With Bri's nu poodle 'poo -Poodletene!
Tis a nice bluish green
Hath of herbs thirteen
blackbean, whitebean
beet green, carob bean
mclean, marine,
sage bean, wild bean,
dandelion green, closet queen,
jelly bean, pacific sardine,
and not forgeteth golden spleen
No moreth shall ye be unclean
Use-eth daily for a sheen
For locks like Bri - the serene Queen

Yea, though 'twill not happen with one setting of the great ball of fire
Lo! But it 'twill happen!