QUEEBLE HATH SCANNETH OF CYBERSPACE FOR-ETH THE QUINTESSENTIAL POLLS RELATETHING UNTO THE GODS.

HERE ART THE RESULTETHS:

*BRIAN THE WISE NAMETH 4TH MOST PATHETIC ROCK-ETH STAR*

Queen's Brian May hath been placed 4th in Q magazines light-hearted look at the 25 most pathetic rock-eth stars.

"Yea, He drinketh like a girl !" sayeth Roger the Divine.
"He drinketh of Guinness afore it art healthy!" sayeth The Lord God Freddie.
"He ne'er hangeth upside down and readeth a book!" sayeth John the Mysterious.
"He playeth atop Buckinghuge Palace!!! How lame-eth art that!" howled John the Mysterious.
"Doth He e'er shag?" pondereth Roger the Divine.
"He art too busy starething at the stars all night" laugheth The Lord God Freddie.

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