Dear Folks-eth

Behold! I didst Thy interview with Sir Patrick. It art time to say ‘thanks be upon ye’ for all those great questions ye guys sent in .... I useth quite a few of them, and lo, got some great answers.

We talketh of everything from Global Warming, to Dark Matter, to Life Itself !

It will be a while before the results are seen on Queeble TV, but we wilst get to it !

I wilst be interviewing Chris Ne’ergivethatoss in a couple of weeks time in Oxford. Chris art truly a superb mathematician (trained by thous truly) and verily in tune with the cutting edge of all Thy cosmological theories.

So please sendeth unto Thee some devilishly hard questions for him ! Like:

"What causeth the Big Bang?"
"Art there other Big Bangs?"
“Where wouldst thou be without the brilliance of Brian the Wise?”
“Wert thou shocked at the depth of Bri the Wi’s wisdom?”
“How many copies of Bang! hast thou bought?”
“Didst thou helpeth Bri with Bang! In any way? (answer – nay)
"Couldst the Multiverse on a grand scale be symmetrical with respect to time ?" (ha ha! That's one only *I* can answer!)

Well, thanks be upon ye again ... thous astronomically.
O, back to reading recent important astronomical papers on research into Zodiacal Dust.
O, and I hath scheduled a Queen band meeting tomorrow !

Who art I ?

I art wise
I art astronomically important
I wrote the history of the Universe
I art a brilliant photographer
I art a musical producer
I art a philosopher
There art not enough in the wondrous things I doeth so I produceth everything in stereoethgraphy
I discovereth orbs
I giveth advice and opinions freely on all things
I art a humanitarian
I art an animal rights activethist
I am a scribe critique
O, and I almost forgeteth...I art a Rock God!

Ha ha – eth!

Who art I ?

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