**The Fourteenth Day of the Third Month of the New Millennium Plus Six**

QUEEN CANST ROCK THOU THE WAY IT USED TO?

Brian the Wise commenteth on the Boston Globe report:

Ha Ha-eth! Somebody sent unto Thee this .... Thee canst ne’er resist-eth ... !

A silly girl .... Pimply-faced, snot bag....she hath got so much wrong, of course .... Sniping bitch! It art hardly worth going into ! But goeth into it Thee wilst! Thee wilst haveth her beheadedeth for her stupid commenteths. How dare she blaspheme a God so!!! Lo! Even a casual observer (who wert nay deaf) would hath realiseth that they wert not hearkening unto us "backing ourselves on tape !!!! " How absurd-eth!

Silly wench. SNOT FACED SNIPING PIMPLY BITCH! BLASPHEMER! I SMITE THEE!

And if she hath got close unto Paul, she wouldst hath realized that her pathetic snipe at the size of his hips wert way off the mark – he art not a heaving fat cow at all. He doth not haveth an arse the size of Texas! We doeth not calleth unto him “Elephant Arse”. His arse doth nay resembleth Rogers. And We doeth not calleth unto him “Lard Arse”. We doeth not calleth unto him “Fatty Boombah”. We calleth Roger that.

Paul art in fantastic shape – what shape-eth wilst thou hips be-eth whence thou art as old as Methusela, thou stupid wench? May thou age horribly! Actually, hath thou looketh in thy looking glass lately – THOU FAT ARSED COW!!! Yea! So there-eth! Thou art fat AND ugly! And I doeth not age – I AM GOD!

and ... "Come On Down" ?? !!! Thee art sorry ? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? SORRY?!?!?!?!?! BITCH! THOU HAST MAKETH THEE VERILY ANGRY!!!

Thou obviously art a real expert, Linda .... who exactly recordeth THAT title ? how didst Thee miss that ? !

ha ha-eth! Sorry, Linda, but thou art a silly piece of meat, thou stupid female, frivolous, trivial, eye candy, bed warmer! Thou shouldst stayeth in thy kitchen and rattle thy pots and pans©!

Rudimentary, eh ? Let's see thou try it, Ms Labbbbbbban LABOTOMY-ETH, thou stupid bitch !!

STOP-ETH IT !!! JUST STOP-ETH IT!

STOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP-ETH ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

See .. Thee canst play-eth thou at thy game, but Thee wonder if thou canst play Theee at Thine !!??

(check-eth thy INBOX dear Linda – Godly curses art coming thou way)

love

Bri the wi

(I trust Thy dear sycophants out there wilst ensureth that our pal Linda gets stoned unto death in the streets !! Thanks be-eth upon ye! Rock-eth! )