I ART COCKY
I ART NOT QUEER
I LANDED A GIG
WITH A BAND CALLED QUEEN

I'LL KEEP THY GOATIE
I WON'T DANCE LIKE A POOF
I HATE DRUMMERS
THEY'RE NO-BRAINERS - DOOF, DOOF

HAIL HAIL HAIL
OF BAD COMPANY THEE ART FREE
SYCOPHANTIC SUCKING UP
AND IT'S GOOD COMPANY FOR ME

ALRIGHT NOW
I'LL NOT BE-ETH HAPPILY
UNTIL I GET-ETH RID OF FATSO
THE DIVINE LITTLE DRUMMERIE