The Twentieth Eighth Day of the First Month of the New Millenium Plus Four And the time did come to pass for the great unveiling of the Great Pepsi Commercial. The Lords Thy Gods were dressed resplendantly in thouest full Godly Regalia and did smile kindly down upon mankind from the heavens above for they were down right proud of this new creation.

Suck eggs! said LIAR the beguiling wicked one, for I am not gone! I shall stuff this up big time, I shall place more importance on this commercial than iseth warranted and I shall make it run overtime and ruin thouest We Will Rock You show.

Thouest believers will be angry and shake thy fists as thy Gods and the motors shall run together and jam the traffic, the begatted babes in thy dwellings shall be without sitters for they will have to go home to lie on thy mats,

And it was so!

Angry were the people and shake thy fists at Thy God they dideth!

Thy Gods, the Mighty Smiters were angry! Very, very angry in fact (especially Brian the Wise) and did SMITE mankind (especially the Pepsi dudes) with all the vengence they could muster for they were great and powerful and truly pissed off. Thunder crashed from the heavens and lighting did strike viciously at the earth....and especially the butts of the Pepsi suits.

Brian the Wise did commadeth rain to fall from the sky for 40 days and 40 nights and said unto the people : too bloody bad if thouest have not yet built an ark! but Roger the Divine saideth unto him, Cor Blimey Bri, are not thouest taking this a bit too far?

So Brian the wise did piss into the Pespi Vats and saideth 'taketh that thou tossers'

From this day forth, Pepsi shall unto all be known as Pissy and Coca Cola shall rule over ye all the days of thou lives....Things SHALL go better with Coketh !!!