Now the Centaur thought long and hard, long unto the night. He thought and he pondered and he plotted and he planned and Lo! did he not thusly cometh up with a plan by morning!

Rusheth, he did, unto Brian the Wise and did shout and jumpeth about excitedly.

"Brian the Wise! Brian the Wise! Thee haveth of a plan!" he shouted.

"Blessed be thee Centaur and pray, do tell thee of thy plan at once!" sayeth Brian the Wise, for He did not liketh to be kepteth in suspense.

"Well now, thee thinketh long and hard all the night through, and though thy place art in the General Scribes Office, thee wholeheartedly agree that thee needeth a band of brave knights to follow thy Quest, to searcheth for thy Holy Goblet!'

"Get on with it, thou four legged freak!" demanded Brian the Wise impatiently, for He weret growing impatient.

"Well now" sayeth the Centaur "There art a bunch of multitudes that art mostly shunned from general society for they art, well, they art somewhat, somewhat...."

"Oh do get on with it Centaur, somewhat WHAT?" cried Brian the Wise in despair.

"Well now, they art, some would spaketh, somewhat er, style challenged, somewhat socially challenged, somewhat pompous, self-righteous, goody-two-clogged, tossers........BUT........they art not on a Holy Quest for any other God and they, well, they, well, perhaps they could pass as brave knights, with some costumes and some weapons they might looketh the part!" sayeth the Centaur guiltily, for he really hath not much of a plan at all.

"Thee shall taketh them! Thee art so desperate not to looketh foolish and unpopular unto the other Gods that thee willest accept anything!" cried Brian the Wise, relieved.

"Then thee shall taketh thy leave at once and establish thy band of brave knights and ready them for Thou Holy Quest!" cried the Centaur, feeling verily important now that he hath a duty unto Brian the Wise.

"Be off then, mighty little Centaur, and when thy band of brave knights art assembled, thee shalt sendeth them off with much ado and pomp and glory, for art it not for I, Brian the Wise, the popular God!" and with that, Brian the Wise weret verily happy indeed.

"Now thee shall showeth those other Gods" he thought smugly to Himself.