Well Lo and Beholdeth, Thee art glad We got-eth THAT straight. This art an intellectual-eth giant of a scribe that the Daily Mirror hath found, who art obviously an expert on the subject. Another for-eth THY GALLERY OF PRATS!
Verily good job guys - up unto thou usual standard.
He art not handsome either !! How dare-eth thou write about Us if thou art not pleasing unto the eye! That art a sin! Thou UGLY, pimply, snot-faced, sniping bitch, prat, dumb-bum SCRIBE!!!
ANOTHER FOR THE SNIPING PIMPLY FACED SCRIBE BITCH GALLERY OF PRATS
Three cheers for-eth the Mirror!! Hurrah-eth! Hurrah-eth! Hurrah-eth! That art one interview We willst ne'er haveth to bother doing !! (they knoweth of it all already-eth) ...
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