I, Brian the Wise doth hereby fly-eth in the face of traditional Musical Theatre and sayeth unto the Judges:- THOU ART BANISHED UNTO THE BRIAN THE WISE GALLERYETH OF PRATS! THOU PRATS!

DOST THOU NAY GET-ETH IT? I, BRIAN THE WISE, RESCRIBETH THE RULES OF MUSICAL THEATRE AND THOU ART TO CHANGETH THOU OPINIONS SO-ETH THAT THEY REFLECTETH *THY* VIEWS!!!

TRADITIONAL MUSICAL THEATRE ART DEAD!

BRIAN THE WISE MUSICAL THEATRE RULES!

UNTIL THEN, THOU DUMB-BUM, PIMPLY, SNOT-FACED, CLEVER DICKUS, SNIPING BITCH JUDGES - THOU WILLST REMAIN IN THY GALLERYETH OF PRATS!!!

LO! VERILY~! IT MUST BE-ETH GETTETHING VERILY CROWDED IN THERE BY NOW! HA-ETH! HA-ETH!

SUFFER IN THOU JOCKS, THOU PASTY-FACED ARSEHOLES! WHEN WILLST THOU LEARN?!?

I, Brian the Wise, hath spake and it willst be-eth so !!!

love

bri the wi