HECKLER: LO! Paul-eth! Canst we expect-eth to see Thou upon stage in a crotch-hugging leotard and ballet slippers? Or maybe-eth leather shorts?

PAUL-ETH RODGERS: NAY! Thee wouldst thusly look-eth terrible if thou dresseth as The Lord God Freddie! What e'er possesseth a God to dresseth so? And they spake-eth of His style? Ha ha-eth! Nay! Thee wilst look-eth splenderouseth with Thy Goateeee-eth - Thee wilst nay copy The Lord God Freddies moustache either! Thee wilst wear-eth of Thy tight leather trousers! Thee art sure to have-eth all the wenches fawning after Thee! Roger the Divine wilst just have-eth to shag something else!

HECKLER: Art leather trousers a bit daggy?

PAUL-ETH RODGERS: Shut-eth up, thou little faggot afore Thee puncheth thou lights out!