And thanks be upon ye for the Astroethfeast it wert more wondrous this year (and lo, many wenches around – didst Roger haveth a shagging tent out back?)
Thy enquiry art thus: Didst thou dedicateth a copy of Bang! Unto Roger the Divine as Q-bay stateth - or art that just utter crapola? I hath a book and I doth cherish it. I slumber with it and I wouldst NE’ER selleth it on Q-bay!
See ye around fellow guitarist.
Adius the Crow.
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Brian the Wise replied:
Well, Adius, these little sniping bitch, poxy, pimply-faced, snot-nosed scumbags hath all kinds of ways of lying and cheating to maketh of their dirty money. Dirty lying cheats!
Oh-eth – please note for-eth future referenceth – thou art not a ‘fellow’ guitarist but an ‘amateur’ guitarist. Remembereth of this, it art verily important.
But let us be-eth happy for-eth I haveth a new bottle of Prozac. Art it not great that 99.9999 per cent of the world's people art decent people like thineself with respect for thou God - not time-wasting parasites, like these LOSERS ! LOSERS!
LOSERS!
LOSERS!
Get-eth Lost!
Cheers
Bri the Wi