Queeble Reporter #1 queeble.com is proud to haveth association with this verily experienced and war weary correspondent. A man among men, a fancy dresser, a snazzy dancer, a sharp witted, acid tongued Queebler who hath risen unto through thine ranks, to the highest known rank, excepteth untoforeart the rank of Queeble Prophet, to be given the right to weareth of the Holy Cloth known as The Shrouds of Queebledom. Joineth with Queeble Reporter #1 live from the 2004 Queeble Convention in Prestatyn, Wales.

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