| Scriber |
Scribbling-eths |
| Delilahius |
Roger the Divine hath put on some weight in the last 12 months. Shit happeneths.
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| Mingius |
He wert verily bloated liketh a toad fish. He looketh like shit!
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| Magicius |
Art this why there wert no press photos before-eth the tour?
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| Horsebreathius |
Let us hope-eth and pray that He manages much begatting to regain-eth His trimness.
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| BHMius |
Willing wenches cometh unto the fore!
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| LardArsius |
And whoforeart art His barber? He shouldst thusly be-eth crucified!
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| LardArsius's Wife |
What art Paul-eth Rodgers doing when Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise art singing?
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| SexTokenius |
He doth thusly playeth Nintendo DS in the wings...he hath pictochat!
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| Ingratiating Sycophantius |
Nay, Nay...He art reading the lyrics for-eth the next song!
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| Flashius |
Yeah babyeth!
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| Itchius |
The sound wert verily dodgy!
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| Dopius |
Nay, it wert goodly...clean-eth out thine earwax!
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| Jexius |
Bollocks unto thou - jerkoff!
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| FatTurdius |
They art past it! Roger the divine looketh like a giant beetroot about to explode-eth!
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| Tongue Swallowerius |
Thou knoweth not what thou spaketh of! He wert just counting the beat and spakething unto Himself,
Lo! He always do-eth this!
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| Horticulturistius |
Behold! Thee couldst thusly see nowt but for a poodle head! Thee wert right up the back, next to the fat guy.
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| Dobsonius |
Didst thou get the cheap tickets?
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| WKMahlius |
Yea! Thee thusly only haveth to sell thy grandmother.
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| I Know Allius |
Oh-eth! Thee hath to thusly sell thy brethen AND thy grandmother!
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| Dickheadius |
Sucker-eths! Thee won thy tickets in the chook raffle! Ha-eth Ha-eth!
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