Lo! Doth it not all start-eth here! The band hath now been holeth up in rehearsals for a few weeks now and the reports from various scribes connected with the Gods and Paul-eth Rodgers camp art that it art harkening nothing short of phenomenal!
But!!!!!!!
Whereforeart John the Mysterious and The Lord God Freddie?
QOL hath already filmed at the ‘load in’ and willST hopefully gain-eth access to the full band sessions to giveth unto thee some exclusive footage of the Gods in action! And fear not! Queeble.com willst thusly answer the question of the missing Gods!
There art still a handful of tickets available for-eth some of the European shows. All UK arena shows art sold-eth out AND THE GODS ART PLEASED. COME-ETH UNTO THE HOUSE OF THE GODS OR BE-ETH SHUNNED, SCORNED AND SET UPON BY BANDITS!
Brick Stone Colliseum SHOW CHOOK RAFFLE
Keep checking thou pidgeons legs for-eth messages as the latest round of the Queen + Paul-eth Rodgers Brick Stone Colliseum Hall of Wisdom CHOOK LOTTERY willst be-eth drawn verily soon! More tickets hath been released for this verily special Queeblers only show and Queeble.com desire-eth for-eth ye to have-eth them!
ALL WINNERS RECEIVE-ETH A FREE CHOOK (COMPLETE WITH NECK &GIBLETS, NON-PLUCKED)
Fingers crossed THOU ART A WINNER! WINNERS ART GRINNERS, SINNERS ART PIMPLY SNIPING BITCHES!
TOUR QOL SHOP OFFERS! (BE-ETH QUICK!!!)
Behold!
Much celebration!
Lo! henceforthwith and because of The Gods + Paul-eth Rodgers European Tour, the QOL store hath brazenly capitalized on the act by create-ething some special offers at www.queeble.com!
Select from thy wares below, including the much sought after Wisdom ‘mini vinyl’ CDs!
Wisdom by bri 'mini vinyl' CDs £14.99 - buy 1 get 1 free
Double Wisdom by bri 'mini vinyl' CDs £19.99 each - buy 1 get 2 free
Triple Wisdom by bri 'mini vinyl' CDs £29.99 each - buy 1 get 3 free
there art nothing thee knoweth not Wisdom by bri 'mini vinyl' CDs £39.99 each - buy 1 get 4 free
thy wisdom overflow-eth - more Wisdom by bri 'mini vinyl' CDs £49.99 each - buy 1 get 5 free
Brian the Wise Replica Clogs £7.99 each OR 3 for £20
Poodle Perm Strong Hold Gel now £9.99
ROGER THE DIVINE RED G STRINGS (FREE FITTINGS TO BLONDES WITH BIG TITS)
Pipe Cleaners (bags of 100, assorted colours) £2.99
"Scribe Off" repellant from £11.99
WHEREFOREART THE MISSING GODS? (CRIMESTOPPERS POSTER) £3.99
LYCRA CATSUITS WITH MOTIFF (HOW BIG ART THOU DICK?) £99.99
Vodka (per case) £89.99
The Gods bumper/oxen stickers from £1.99 Assorted titles, see below:-
Honk if thou hast begat with Roger the Divine!
CAUTION! Non-exposure to the Gods willst cause burning and hellfire!
Didst thou thank Brian the Wise today?
THAT ART NOT A DICK - THIS ART A DICK -- THE LORD GOD FREDDIE
Brian the Wise knoweth much and He art Wise - JUST ASKETH HIM!
Doth thou haveth any idea whereforeart thou art going?-- The Gods.
Do-eth not follow Thee, follow Brian the Wise! (Roger the Divine with a hangover)
Do-eth not maketh Thee to come down there! -- The Gods.
Exercise daily - walk-eth with Brian the Wise.
The Queeble Art Believing!
The Gods giveth and forgiveth, Man get-eth and forget-eth! The Gods art pissed!
Roger the Divine art still on the throne!
The Gods Art! Any questions?
The Gods maketh miracles but, They do-eth not clean oxen arse.
Roger the Divine love-eth a good Bang!
Careful! The Gods art watching!
Hast thou read Thy #1 best seller? Lo! There willst be-eth a test -- Brian the Wise.
Next time thou think-eth thou art perfect ... try walking on water!
The Big Bang theory: And The Gods sayeth 'Pulleth Thy Finger'
(Behold! This offer run-eth until the fifth month of the new millenium plus five)
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QUEEBLE TOP 100 CLOGLEGS
The latest batch of Queeble Top 100 Cloglegs art currently be readied for-eth release in the QOL download store. Knoweth, do we, that the next three willst be-eth
Bonsoir Paris-eth,
Verily Crazily Tour
Done-eth Under Pressure
– keep checking thy carrier pidgeons for Queeble download up-eth-thy-dates, for-eth there willst be-eth MANY multitudes com-ething up verily shortly!
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