The Gods sanction Vodka foreth any occasion for it art the drinketh for all occasions!
The Gods also approveth of Beer and Guiness. Wine art ok too.
The Lord God Freddie sayeth that champagne art 'divine'.
The Gods send forth warnings unto the multitudes there, of the dangers of overindulgingeth in the fruits of the distillation and the vats and the kegs.
"Lo! Partaketh verily muchly of the Vodka and thy nameth will surely hurt!" they sayeth wisely.
Roger the Divine doeth fail to heedeth His own words on many occasions and willeth thusly forgiveth those who do.
The Lord God Freddie also agree-eth.
John the Mysterious noddeth His approval for the forgiveness also.
Brian the Wise inventeth the HANGOVER!
It art all His fault.