Whateth canst thee doeth about Loneliness?
* Keepeth in mind that thou situation can-eth be changed.
Permanent, it art not! Use deodorant, stoppeth being
a paineth and learneth to liketh thy fellow multitudes.
Then willeth they not liketh thee?
* Feeleth content about thyself. Thee art stucketh with it.
* Use-eth thy time to be-eth creative, redecorate thy castle for example.
* Sitteth not upon thy lazy butt moanething about stuff and getteth thee out unto the multitudes there and liveth.
* Haveth thee a vodka or two, then thee willeth spaketh crap unto anyone who willeth hearken.
* Inventeth thee an imaginary friend, thou obviously haveth trouble with the real ones.
* Haveth some pride and stoppeth being such a miserableth sod.
* Picketh numbers at random from thine phone book and calleth up strangers for a chat, they willeth be glad to hearken unto thee......really.
* Worketh towards a good circle of friends - payeth them if thee must.
* Shouldeth unseemly types offereth thee the handeth of friendship - taketh it! Thee art but a sad case and thee cannot be choosy!