For it art a Holy Day.

This day art Queebleday.

And Lo! the Gods doeth celebrate Queebleday also, for art this Holy Day not their birthday?

Now, it came to pass, that one Queeble day, the Gods weret sailing across the Seven Seas upon the Rainbow Worrier. They awoketh early, verily excited for they kneweth they would receiveth gifts from their brethens, but of what it be, they knoweth not.

"Happily Birthday John the Mysterious" sayeth Roger the Divine
"Happily Birthday John the Mysterious" sayeth The Lord God Freddie
"Happily Birthday John the Mysterious" sayeth Brian the Wise

"Happily Birthday Roger the Divine" sayeth John the Mysterious
"Happily Birthday Roger the Divine" sayeth The Lord God Freddie
"Happily Birthday Roger the Divine" sayeth Brian the Wise

"Happily Birthday Brian the Wise" sayeth Roger the Divine
"Happily Birthday Brian the Wise" sayeth John the Mysterious
"Happily Birthday Brian the Wise" sayeth The Lord God Freddie

"Happily Birthday Lord God Freddie" sayeth Roger the Divine
"Happily Birthday Lord God Freddie" sayeth John the Mysterious
"Happily Birthday Lord God Freddie" sayeth Brian the Wise

And then they gaveth their gifts.

"Behold! A goblet!" crieth John the Mysterious. And He weret well pleased.
"Behold! A goblet!" crieth Brian the Wise. And He weret well pleased.
"Behold! A goblet!" crieth The Lord God Freddie. And He weret well pleased.
"Behold! A goblet!" crieth Roger the Divine. And He weret well pleased.

"And whateth didest thou geteth from Mother?" the Lord God Freddie asketh His Brethen.

"Hankies" they replieth "What about Thee?"

"Hankies" sayeth the Lord God Freddie.

"Purser! Bringeth a bottle of thou vintage Vodka, for We shalleth tryest out Our neweth drinking vessels and celebrate Our Holy Day!".

And the Purser brought Vodka. And The Gods dideth get royally pissedeth.

"Whyforest doest thou drinketh from thy Holy Goblet?" Roger the Divine asketh Brian the Wise.

"It art THY goblet, not THOUS!" snapped Brian the Wise.

"Bollocks! That art THY Holy Goblet!" sayeth Roger the Divine and did taketh His pocket knife and scribeth it: "Drinking Vessel Of Roger The Divine - Get Yer Grubby Mitts Off!" and dideth thusly poketh His tongue at Brian the Wise.

John the Mysterious dideth tieth a pipe cleaner around His Holy Goblet and thusly kneweth which ones was His.

Brian the Wise dideth thusly glueth a sixpence on His Holy Goblet and dideth poketh His tongue at Roger the Divine.

The Lord God Freddie dideth thusly carveth a symbol unto His Holy Goblet and did thinketh it verily glamorous and stylish and did sayeth "Dears, Looketh what Thee hath done!"

The Gods becameth thusly pissedeth and did cracketh many of thy Holy Jokes. Walketh they couldeth not! Siteth on their thrones they could not! Lieth upon the floor without hanging on they couldeth not! And droppeth They did of their new Holy Goblets and rolleth off the deck they dideth unto the sea and weret lost!

The Gods awoketh with the rising of the great ball of fire and did have verily big thumpers.