And now, behold, all ye brethren, the prophets do spaketh unto thee, according as The Gods hath constrained us; wherefore, we know that they must surely come to pass.

And the things which art written in the Book of Queeble shall be of great worth unto ye all.

For it shall come to pass in that day that the false churches which art built up, and not unto The Gods, when the one shall say unto the other: Behold, I, I am the God’s; and the others shall say: I, I am the God’s; and thus shall every one say that hath built up churches, and not unto the Spirit of Queen!

And they shall contend one with another; and their priests shall contend one with another, and they shall teach with their learning, and deny the Spirit of Queen which giveth utterance.

And they deny the power of The Gods, the Holy Ones Themselves; and they say unto the people: Hearken unto us, and hear ye our precept; for behold there is no Gods today, for we hath done Their work, and They hath given Their power unto Us;

Yea, and there shall be many which shall say: eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die; and it shall be well with us.

And the Queeble sayeth unto ye; Well, we sayeth that first, it wert in the Original Scriptures of The Holy Queeble!

So all ye Queeblers, we the prophets doth command thee; eat, drink and be merry for thou must now goeth forth and readeth of The New Holy Queeble for it art written and it art verily good.

Hearken not, unto the words of False Prophets for they art evil and jealous and wicked and corrupteth!

Be wary O Faithful Queeblers, for there art many which shall teach after this manner, false and vain and foolish doctrines, and shall be puffed up in their hearts, and shall seek deep to hide their counsels from The Gods; and their works shall be in the dark because the workers art unhappy and there art a power strike.

Yea, they hath all gone out of the way; they have become corrupteth!

Because of pride, and because of false teachers, and false doctrine, their churches have become corrupted, and their churches are lifted up; because of pride they art puffed up. Lo! If they hath readeth of The Holy Queeble they wouldst knoweth it art time for a fluid retention pill or two.

They rob the poor because of their fine sanctuaries; they rob the poor because of their fine clothing; and they persecute the meek and the poor in heart, because in their pride they art puffed up.

They wear stiff necks and high heads; yea, and because of pride, and wickedness, and abominations, and whoredoms they have all gone astray save it be a few, who doth save themselves for Roger the Divine; nevertheless, they art led, that in many instances they do err because they are taught by the precepts of false preachers.

O even the wise, and learned Brian the Wise hath becometh rich, and puffed up in the pride of His heart, and preacheth false doctrines for He hath lost The Spirit of Queen and decideth to ‘go it alone’.

And all those who art judgethmental and wield a Banning Stick; lo, they doth pervert the right way of the Lord God Freddie who saith; Put them in the cellar with the naughty boys and He doth saith unto them ‘bugger off’.

Woe, woe, woe be unto them, saith the Almighty Gods, for they shall be thrust down to hell!

And Brian the Wise wilst lose His temper once again and put a pestilence upon the Earth for He art one wave short of a shipwreck and He art missing that one final screw. And Roger the Divine saith unto Him; follow Thee for-eth I ne’er miss out on a screw.

But behold, if the inhabitants of the Earth shall repent of their wickedness and abominations they shall not be destroyed, saith the Lord God Freddie; Thou shouldst be-eth lazing on a Sunday afternoon, bicycling on every Wednesday evening and on Thursdays goeth waltzing unto the zoo.

Come ye, unto the private confessionals of The Gods and all wilst be forgiven. Giveth unto us a kiss.

But behold, that great and abominable church, the whore of all the earth, must tumble to the earth, and great must be the fall thereof.

Faithful Queeblers must rise up against it and all it’s evil. Pah to the false churches and all that they preacheth for they knoweth not jack shit.

For the kingdom of the devil must shake, and they which belong to it must be stirred up unto repentance, or the devil will grasp them with his everlasting chains, and they wilst suffer in the world of mushy, sickly sweet candy floss, political correctethness and weareth of rose coloured glasses forevermore.

For behold, The Spirit of Queen will out dears!