Now it came to pass that a faithful Queebler was asked by the Gods to
sacrifice his son one night when they were pissedeth on thy Vodka and
bored, and the Queebler was willing to carry out the God's wishes.
Brian the Wise did object strongly and thusly spake unto the other
Gods:
"Thou art drunk as Lords once againeth and thee knoweth not what
thee do! Thou canst decree that this faithful Queebler kill his own
son! What art thou thinking!"
The Gods felt shameful and did stoppeth him from killing his son, and
the Queebler did sacrifice a ram to the Gods.
Brian the Wise did find
this distasteful and ate lettuce but the other Gods had a nice BBQ and
cracked open another bottle of Vodka.
