Rules for "burnt" offerings were given. "We prefereth our meat rare-to-medium and if thou stuffeth it up again Thy Wrath be upon thee!" they decreed.

The Gods instructed Ben of Eltonia and De Niro the Robert to tell the Queeblers what food to eat -- any animal with a s cloven hoof which chews the cud. "Of the camel, crocodile, and panda thou shalt not eat." they declared.

"Also", they decreed, "it art all right to eat any that have fins and scales but not of their roe. And thou shalt not eat of the budgies, this we forbid, along with four-legged flying insects for who would wish to eat those anyway."

The laws that the Gods wished for the Queeblers were told to Ben of Eltonia.

"A gay life ye shall have, with many Holy Feasts and much Vodka!" they decreed.

Just then, Brian the Wise returneth from his walk.

"What art thou decreeing unto Ben of Eltonia? he enquired.

"Oh, just the laws of which the Queeblers shall live by" answered Roger the Divine quickly for he knew Brian the Wise would cracketh up about the meat.

"Ah!" sayeth Brian the Wise "I also have a law!" And he thusly decreed:

"Every fiftieth year shall be known as The "Year of Jubilee" and there shall be a grand feast, all debts shall be forgiven and I, Brian the Wise, shall stand atop the roof of the Shrine and play Heavenly music unto the multitudes"

'What about the rest of us?" asked Roger the Divine curtly.

"Well of course, thou can cometh too Roger the Divine" spake Brian the Wise "As can ye other two" he sayeth unto the Lord God Freddie and John the Mysterious.

"We don't want to" they said.