Brian the Wise weret verily depressedeth and did scorn these radio stations and did calleth them of the hurtful and spiteful names and did weep uncontrollably unto his porridge when listening unto their broadcasteths.
"Maketh of a new radio station John the Mysterious and maketh it to be the Greatest Radio Station in the Lands and maketh it to play only Queeble Hymns, for the word according to Queen art the word and the word of the Queeble Hymns art joyous and wondrous and all the Queeblers and potential Queeblers in the land must listen and hearken and telleth unto us that we art great and good!" sayeth Brian The Wise in one breath.
"OK" sayeth John the Mysterious and did doeth that task which had been set upon him by Brian the Wise for he knew that to not do as Brian the Wise demandeth meant getting sic-ed upon by the Censor.
"Art this ok?" sayeth John the Mysterious after labouring long and hard and industriously with pipecleaners for.....oh....about 20 minutes. "I calleth it Radio Suck Suck".
"Yeah, that'll do" sayeth Roger the Divine, "But hearken unto mine words oh John the Mysterious, doth that radio station attract bats?"
"Bats?" sayeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury and John the Mysterious in perfect three part harmony whicheth they dideth without the third part becauseth the third part was Brian the Wise and he waseth too busy taking stereo photographs of Radio Suck Suck Towers becauseth they looketh like Viagra advertisements.
"Bats, yes, umm....err.....I hateth of the bats" whispered Roger the Divine looking skyward and covering his neck.
"No Bats, Roger the Divine" sayeth John the Mysterious who did shaketh of his head and passeth unto Roger the Holy Vodka. "Getteth that downeth your gullet and chill Roger The Divine. Thou art losing a little weight and that art affecting your mind".
"Let us go forth unto Radio Suck Suck and calleth all Queeblers to hearken unto our word via the parallax effects to produceth of the sensation of depth in thine stereo soundscapes. Hyperstereo's matcheth the baseline untowhereforeart witheth thine hymns being hearkened, and can giveth unto Queeblers some beautiful insights into the natural world and causeth us to partake of more royalties for it art so and so it art" crieth Brian the Wise as he untoforeart produceth HyperStereo Disguises Produceth By PoodlePerm Incorporated and Copyrighted Solely for release unto Japan and did passeth of them around to the other three lesser gods.
"Christ, not again Brian. Always with the masks and never with the whips" sayeth The Lord God Freddie Mercury. "Roger the Divine, please wouldst thou not hideth of thine head under mine robes as there art NO BATS here!".
"Lo! Verily calleth unto all thine Sycophants to marcheth unto Radio SuckSuck and to gather enmasse and to doeth of the daily voluntary duty to beggeth of Radio SuckSuck to playeth only Queeble Hymns" decreeth Brian the Wise unto no one in particular. "For I sayeth it and it art must be done!"
