< John the Mysterious hath smited Robbie the Robert of Williams saying "He art a False Prophet and thou shalt not worship False Prophets or much wrath be upon thee! The Lord God Freddie is thy true Messiah and harken unto his Word only shall thee!"

Robbie the Robert of Williams did taketh The Lord Gods Freddies place with Roger the Divine, Brian the Wise and John the Mysterious to recordeth a specially scribed version of the wise words We Art Thy Champions.

But John the Mysterious refused because he sayeth 'Thou shalt not worship False Prophets! Art in not written in Thine Ten or so Commandments?"

Instead Robbie the Robert of Williams, Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise did recordeth the track at a secret Holy Place in The Promised Land for the soundtrack of new movie A Hot Knight's Tush.

John the Mysterious was verily angry and spake thusly: "Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise did cometh together to preacheth the Word but, say unto them did I, that I hath retired.

"Wish, thee did not, to be involved in such blasphemy and harken to their work I did, and it art crap!"

"And yea it art one of the greatest works ever written but ruin it they have, and nay shall thee be nasty but let thee thusly spake: Robbie the Robert of Williams is no Lord God Freddie. The Lord God Freddie can ne'er be replaced - and certainly not by Robbie the Robert of Williams"

And with that, John the Mysterious did disappear once again, thither yonder unto the mountains.