Thee Art Borneth Under The QueebleScope Sign Of The
DRUMS
FIRE SIGN
"The Coconut"
Drum's art larger than life - or so they thinketh. Everything is "thee first" and if they don't win, watcheth out! They hath to haveth all the ideas. If it art a good one it art theirs, if it art a rotten idea, it art Brians or someone elses. They art verily generous and extremely helpful. If thou art feeling a bit low, go to a Drummean for some TLC. They art verily goodeth at TLC, especially if it art with someone they shouldeth not be with, and especially more if that person art verily attraactive. They adoreth expensive presents and would expecteth thou to leave the price tag on so they can see-eth how much thee hath spent. They love people and thee willeth rarely see a Drummean by thineselves. They hardly ever get moody for they art usually pissedeth; in fact they're pretty good tempered for an empty cylinder with dead animal skin stretchedeth over it.

All Drum's have high standards and they don't like to let thineselves or anyone else down. They enjoy being seeneth as a person of substance, status, sex-godliness and prefer to be in a position of dominance. Drummeans pride wouldest ne'er allow them to live or worketh in a situation that they consider as 'beneath' them. They art far more comfortable working in an exciting area where they can jet off to glamorous places and influence the more mundane members of planet Earth. Drummeans willeth ne'er stand for being treated with contempt or ridicule, and will whippeth out their poison pen at a moments notice and scribe their distaste venomously on whatever parchment art available, but they art very aware of other people's need for dignity, so they art rarely offensive or hurtful. But incur thy wrath and thee will knowest all about it!

Drummean's can become surprisingly downhearted on occasion, usually whence hungover, but they don't usually stay depressedeth for long and their confidence returns fairly quickly for they art damn sexy and this they knoweth. The thing that saves most Drummeans in hard times art their wicked sense of humour.

Drummeans faults include impatience and a tendency to over dramatise problems. They become irritable when things go wrong and quite sarcastic when ill, under pressure, hungover or over-tired. They tend to blame others, especially Guitarians, for their mistakes. Drummeans live in the fast lane, working and playing very hard. However they must remember to build in some rest and recovery time. They can be pushy parents because they want their children to achieve as much as they have - and exceedeth it. Drummeans encourage their children to becometh independent.

Drummeans art generous and kind and will do anything to helpeth others, especially their brethen. They excel as a family member and enjoy keeping in touch with relatives although art not the type to cling. As a marriage partner,Drummeans art very loyal and dependable, as long as they art feeling loved and at the center of attention otherwise they bugger off and findeth someone else. It art verily unlikely for Drummeans to hath a fling simply out of curiosity. Tis more of an insatiable appetite. If they art feeling undervalued and unloved by those around them, it may leadeth unto temptation.

Drummeans love the best of everything. They love to travel to smart places and to holiday in five-star comfort. Naturally. Their values art traditional and although there art but a few rogue Drummeans around who seem to have no standards at all, these art not typical.

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