Hilarious Joketh #1

Q> What art the difference betweeneth a guitar player and a sack of garbage?

A> The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

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Hilarious Joketh #2

Q> What doth thou throweth to a guitar player who art drowning?

A> His amp.

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Hilarious Joketh #3

Q>What art black and blue and lieth in a ditch?

A> A guitarist who art scribeth too many drummer jokeths.

Now, that one art verily funny!!

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Hilarious Joketh #4

Q> Who doth needeth any more of the hilarious jokeths when thou doth readeth of the hilarious joketh #3!?!?!

A> Not Roger The Divine!!!!

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Hilarious Joketh #5

Q> Why doth thine scribing office recalleth thine new guitar player stamps?

A> For art people could not telleth which side to licketh of!

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Hilarious Joketh #6

Q> What art the definition of confidence?

A> Whenst Thou wife catcheth Thee in bed with another woman and Thee slappeth her on the arse and sayeth, "Thou art next!"

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Hilarious Joketh #7

Q> What four words do-eth Thou thusly dread most whilst begatting?

A> "Honey, Thee art home!"

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Hilarious Joketh #8

How doth Thou findeth a blonde in long-eth grass?

Verily pleasing!

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Hilarious Joketh #9

Q> Howforeart doth thou knoweth when someone art about to spaketh something dumb?

A> Lo! Whence they commenceth a sentence with "Brian the Wise once spaketh unto thee..."

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Hilarious Joketh #10

Q> Whyforeart doeth the other Gods fart more-eth than Brian the Wise?

A> Lo! Because-eth Brian the Wise canst nay shut-eth up long enough-eth to build-eth up the requireth pressure.

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