Come then, unto The Word Of The Queeble and let Thy Gods Saveth Thee and Breakest Thee Free!

For the Heavenly Fathers, Thine Gods so love the adoration of the multitudes that they hath decreed, that whosoever believeth in Them shalt not be Tieth Down but shalt forevermore Keep Thyself Alive and Play thine Game. Nay shalt believers perish in the Land of Bezelbub nor Biteth of the Dust, but have everlasting spirit of Queebleness. For it is written.

For all of ye hath sinned and worshippeth of false Gods and thusly do cometh short of the glory of the Gods for no man can be as glorious as Thy Gods for they art fabulous.

Harken then, unto the Word of the Queeble and thee shall find peace and salvation for the Gods art wise and all knowing, and fabulous.

Nowt, is there, in all creation that art hidden from the God's sight. All is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of Them, for they doeth like to knoweth of everything and unto Them must thee give account. Come then ye of the multitudes there, confess of thou sins and pray to thy Gods for guidance. Take unto thy heart the Word of the Queeble and thou shall know Queebleness and fabulouness for eternity.

"Woe unto thee, art the lowly Scribes, hypocrites they art, big dumb bums! For art they not liketh to the weasels and vultures that art full of all uncleanness? Waketh Thy Gods from slumber, doest they, at UnGodly hours by leanething on thy buzzer! And Lo! must Thy Gods then disinfect thy doorbell for hath it not been touched by ye unclean Scribes? Damnation to thee! " Thou art dumb bums and dim of the wit! The dimest of wit hath thee and thy bums art dumb and for all eternity shall ye be known as dim wit dumb bums and that shalt forevermore be thy mark of shamefulness!" preacheth Brian the Wise.

"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin art the servant of sin and that art not good. Repent, ye must" sayeth John The Mysterious who art a God of few words.

"Yea, tis it not a sin to be dulleth and boring", spake the Lord God Freddie, "Cloak thyselves in robes of glitter and satin and wear-eth not of 'off-the-rack' cloaks, for they art evil and shoudeth thusly be shunned! Be-eth evermore proud to be a Queebler and strut of thy stuff for it art Holy to be divine, as am Thee. Art thee not a divine, lush creature? Bewareth, I say unto thee, of evil men and makers of wax statues that belittle thine crown jewels, for they art deceiving, for Thine Holy Instrument art much bigger than that! There art no Coke vessels stuffedeth down there, thy hose is thy own! Continue, oh believers, in the things which thou hast learneth and hast been assured of by Thy Gods, knowing that the Holy Queeble will make thee fabulous.

And Roger the Divine, who knoweth much, has thusly spake ""Seek ye first the kingdom of thy Gods , and Our righteousness; and all good things shall be added unto thee that follow Thy Word. Seek fellowship with like believers. Seek out a good Queeble-believing temple-tower and share thou decision to follow the Queeble with other believers there and ask to taketh of the Holy Nectar of Vodka. Then shall thee seal thy commitment to the Gods."

And he continued: " Keep thy heart pure before the Thy Gods daily and asketh thy Gods to cleanse thee of all sin and impure thoughts for it art only Gods who can thinketh impure thoughts. Worship not of false prophets but harken to the Word of Queeble for only then shall ye breaketh free. Everywhere thy hast to goeth, harken to Thy Queeble. Let-eth not the Queeble becometh of background noise.