NEW YORK-ETH TIMES
Referreth, doth thee, unto the 'fan' comment quoteth by New York-eth Times *(LINK-ETH HERE)*
Hmmmm-eth .... Thee wonder if this guy, who obviously thinketh he art a fan, realizeth how utterly insulting, and how damaging, how devastatething, how vile, how foul his comment art for us. Thee bet thou hath pimples, thou snot faced sniping bitch! Thou nasty pasty!
Stickeths and stones wilst breaketh Thy bones and nameths doth hurt Thee as well©.
Lo! So they quoteth (presumethably they couldst nay find the negativethity they wert looking for-eth else wherest) in this rather facile-eth piece of journalism©, and try-eth unconvincethingly to generalise-eth about groups whoforeart haveth missing members.
So Queen© died whence The Lord God Freddie© and John the Mysterious© disappeareth ... didst Thee? Then whyforeart didst Thee choose-eth, in the best traditions of Thy Band© to ne'er lay-eth down in green pastures but to lead-eth Us beside-eth the still waters....
With fans like this - thou pimply, ignorant, scum-bag, dumb bum, sniping bitch - who needeth enemies?? ....
Lo! 'Tis funny, twas always thus ...... even after Thee scribeth Queen II©, Thee get-eth the odd letter to sayeth Thee hath 'deserteth Thy roots'!!! Twaddle-eth!
Of course the difference art that now, through that Great Leveller©, the Internet©, anyone with NAY Qualificationeths© and NAY Wisdom© and NAY Wise Knowething©, canst spaketh on anything, in a way whichforeart become-eth verily public.
Ban-eth of The Great Leveller© Thee sayeth!!!
Thy comment art thus: ..... SCREW-ETH YE! I, Brian the Wise standeth unbowed!!!
Queen© and the Great PLUS© P.R.© wilst rocketh North America© pretty soon now!!!
Or Thy name© art not .....
(with love)
Bri the Wi©
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Dear Brian the Wise,
Didst thou not inventeth of the Internet?
Bobbus
Dear Bobbus,
Not that bit.
Brian the Wise
Dear Brian the Wise,
If thou old fans doth nay liketh the new Queen Plus, doth that maketh them less-eth of a fan?
Fred
Dear Fred,
Yea, it doth! Thee wisheth to knoweth ye not!
Cheers!
Bri the Wi
Dear Brian the Wise,
Doth thou spaketh unto all fans who do-eth nay care for Paul-eth Rodgers that way? If so, thou wilst loseth many faithful worshippers.
Lucifer
Dear Lucifer
Thou shouldst thusly approveth of all things that Thee doeth, for I, Brian the Wise, art wise and Thee knoweth best. If thou do-eth not like-eth this then ye art nay fan of Thine! Thou art probably a sniping bitch and Thee shalt calleth ye whate'er Thee wanteth to!
Love,
Bri the Wi
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