GOD ALMIGHTY!
WISE ONE!
Hallowed by thy paper thou scribe upon!
well bri the wi
Thee thinketh this art what thee must do-eth, upon reading The New York-eth Times.
Thee art the one who didst thusly scribeth of that scribing.
Lo! Please to knoweth that Thou art thy life. The art but thy humble devoteth servant and thee hath worshipped Thee since Thee wert born-eth.
Thee liveth in A Far Flung Land that Thou knoweth little of.
For-eth Thee, Thou, The Lord God Freddie, John the Mysterious and Roger the Divine art the Kings of Kings, Thou art Thy Gods, and Thee do-eth nay wanna be-eth misunderstood (1000 apologies for-eth thy poor archaic skills, they art worse than thous)
Lo! The doth sing in thy heart because-eth of The Lord God Freddie, and thee playeth guitar because-eth of Thee Brian the Wise, and thee shageth verily much because-eth of Roger the Divine and thee inventeth of things in thy back shed because-eth of John the Mysterious. Thou art an inspirething thee, and thee wouldst ne'er spaketh against thee or useth scribings to hurt thee.
Thee thinketh Thou current tour wert a verily good-eth idea. Thee fall upon thy knees and pray and want that Queen+PR to come-eth unto thy Far Flung Land.
Thee hath bought-eth of all thy albums whence thee hath verily little money. Thee cup overflow-eth with praise for thy Gods. Thee beseech Thee, do-eth not forsake-eth thee in thy hour of need.
Thee try to spaketh unto Thee thus: ,when thee spaketh the words - "queen died in The First Milennium Plus Nine Hundred and Ninety One" it art just that since that year, Thou art not together anymore, The Lord God Freddie and John the Mysterious hath mysteriously disappeareth unto the desert, and Thou art not creating music as queen since The First Milennium Plus Nine Hundred and Ninety One.
queen art nay dead, because-eth it art still alive when thee hearken all the albums, when i see all the dvdeth`s thee haveth
Thee and Roger the Divine art keeping the queen magic and legacy alive, and that art great
lo! new generations art hearkening unto queen because-eth of that thee art a real fan, not an evil fan
and thee art really really sorry if Thou got-eth thee wrong, thee doeth nay want it to happen
and thee knoweth not that "post" wert published on the New York-eth Times, thee realizeth of that, when thee entereth unto thou site - brianthewise.com
well, now Thou knoweth of thy real name, and thee art nay a "nick" anymore if what thee hath spaketh pisseth Thou off, please excuseth thee
and didst ne'er meant to hurt Thou, oh wise one, and thee hope-eth to see queen live here in our Far Flung Land
if twill be-eth so, thee wilst maketh the impossible to see Thou (mortgage thy old grandmother and sell-eth of thy house) and to excuseth thee face to face man
Thee love Thee so much, and thee art verily sad about this
Thee bid Thee farewell, thee hope-eth to see queen live here in thy country (that love you so much) and thee didst ne'er meant to be-eth misunderstood
bri the wi, a big hug from A Far Flung Land
and please do-eth ne'er stop...
keep-ething of the queen magic alive
KingusMercury
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