Kylus Alias Smith and Jones scribed:
Thee browseth the Blasphemers.com messageth board to find-eth of this KingusMercury traitor that Thou hath tarreth and featherethed and hungus out to dry - and thee wert compelleth to respondeth unto Thou message on Thy Holy Pulpit.
Basically it wert lazy journalism from the New Yorketh Times (wow-eth, a big shock?). In the scribings the guy sayeth he art from A Far Flung Land and it art verily obvious that his Archaic English art nay the best.
Heck-eth, thee hath been studying of the Brian the Wise Archaic English for-eth 10 years and thee doth still suck-eth.
Shame be upon on the NY-eth Times for-eth taking advantage of that poor lad to pursue-eth their own biased angle for-eth a story. Anyway he wert really tryething to post a message in support-eth of Thy tour.
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