AND THE ANGRY QUEEBLERS DIDST THUSLY GATHER IN PROTEST UPON THE FRONT LAWN OF BRIANTHEWISE.COM
AND THEY WERT ANGRY
AND THEY DIDST SHOUT!
"BOO!" THEY SHOUTETH!
BRIAN THE WISE APPEAR-ETH UPON THE VERANDAH AFORE THEM AND DIDST SAY UNTO THEM:
'ERE! GET-ETH OF THY LAWN! AND WHAT ART THOU SHOUTING ABOUT?'
'WE ART VERILY CROSS-ETH WITH THEE!" THEY REPLIETH
'THEE WERT TRYING TO READETH OF THY SUNDAY PAPERS! GO-ETH AWAY, THOU ART TRAMPLING THY PETUNIAS!"
'WE CARE-ETH NOT FOR THOU PETUNIAS. WE ART NAY GOING AWAY UNTIL THEE SAYETH SORRY UNTO KINGUSMERCURY FOR HE ART BUT A HUMBLE SERVANT!'
BRIAN THE WISE DIDST THUSLY FUME AND SAYETH UNTO THEM:
'I, BRIAN THE WISE, DOTH NE'ER APOLOGISE-ETH FOR I ART WISE AND HAVETH MUCH WISDOM! THIS YOUNG PRAT ART A TOSSER AND HE NEED-ETH TO LEARN-ETH OF THY ARCHAIC ENGLISH AFORE HE OPEN-ETH HIS BIGGUS MOUTH!"
AND THE HECKLER DIDST STEP-ETH FORWARD AND SAYETH UNTO BRIAN THE WISE:
'HE ART FROM-ETH A FAR FLUNG LAND AND HE DOTH THUSLY FIND-ETH THOU ARCHAIC ENGLISH TO TWIST-ETH OF HIS TONGUE!'
'SO?' SAYETH BRIAN THE WISE.
'THOU SHOULDST THUSLY HAVETH SOME COMPASSION AND FORGIVE-ETH HIM, FOR HE ART DEVOTED-ETH UNTO THE GODS' SAYETH THE HECKLER
'THOU ART WASTETHING OF THY TIME! KINGUSMERCURY ART NOT WORTHY! YE SHALT LEAVE-ETH HERE NOW OR THEE SHALT SET-ETH THY HOUNDS UPON THEE' SHOUTETH BRIAN THE WISE.
'NAY!' SAYETH THE HECKLER, 'WE SHALT NE'ER LEAVE-ETH UNTIL THOU SAYETH SORRY!'
BRIAN THE WISE DIDST THUSLY STORM BACK INSIDE AND KICK-ETH OF THE CAT.
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