AND BRIAN THE WISE DIDST HIDE AND COWER INSIDE-ETH BRIANTHEWISE.COM FOR-ETH THE LONGEST TIME.
THE ANGRY CROWD WERT FRUSTRATETH.
WHENCE WILST HE APPEARETH THEY PONDERETH?
'WE MUST TAKETH OF ANOTHER PLAN OF ACTION' SAYETH THE HECKLER.
'LO! THOU ART RIGHT!' AGREE-ETH THE CROWD, 'FOR-ETH WE CANST NE'ER LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS! HE DOTH SMITE THE SOUL THAT WORSHIP HIM JUST BECAUSE-ETH THEY ART FROM A FAR FLUNG LAND AND TWISTETH THEIR TONGUE ON ARCHAIC ENGLISH'
'THERE ART MANY, MANY ANGRY QUEEBLERS WHO DO-ETH NAY SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEACHINGS OF BRIAN THE WISE BUT DO-ETH FAITHFULLY WORSHIP THE FOUR GODS EQUALLY! LO! THEY HATH BEEN SMITED AND THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE QUEEBLE ART NAY CLEAR TO THEM ANYMORE. THEY DOTH BLAME BRIAN THE WISE FOR-ETH PISSING OFF THE LORD GOD FREDDIE AND JOHN THE MYSTERIOUS AND MAKETHING THEM TO DISAPPEAR-ETH!' PREACHETH THE HECKLER.
'SO KINGUSMERCURY ART BUT ONE OF MANY WHO HATH BEEN CRUCIFIETH?' ASKETH THE MULTITUDES.
'YEA HE ART, BUT WE MUST MAKETH OF HIM AS AN EXAMPLE-ETH!' SAYETH THE HECKLER, WISELY.
'WHAT SHALT WE DO-ETH THEN?' THEY ASKETH
'WE SHALT SET UP A MESSAGE-ETH BOARD AND PUBLISH ALL THE COMPLAINTETHS AND GRIEVANCES OF ALL QUEEBLERS EVERYWHEREST! WE SHALT LET THE MULTITUDES VENT-ETH OF THEIR ANGER THERE, AND DEMAND-ETH UNTO BRIAN THE WISE THAT HE SAY-ETH SORRY!' SHOUTED THE HECKLER, FOR HE THOUGHT IT WERT A VERILY CUNNING PLAN.
'BUT BRIAN THE WISE DOTH HATE-ETH OF MESSAGE-ETH BOARD!' GASPED THE CROWD.
'EXACTLY-ETH!' SAYETH THE HECKLER VERILY SMUGLY, FOR HE WERT FEELING VERILY SMUG.
DEMAND-ETH OF BRIAN THE WISE TO SAYETH SORRY HERE !!!
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