"Noweth then, let us begineth!

Stereo-eth Photography hath been around for centuries, sinceth Thee inventeth it. Thee weret thusly bored one day and hath wandereth off unto the desert and Lo! there-eth amongst the sand dunes weret an oasis and a beautiful nakedeth blonde wench weret bathing in the pool. Well LO! Behold! Thee simply had to taketh many photos of her. And that weret when I cometh upon the ideaeth! Thee thusly needeth at least two images of the wench!

It art simply a method of photographically recreatingeth what thou already do. Thou perceiveth depth in everything thou see-eth. Standard photographs art only 2-dimensional representationeths of what thou see-eth. 3-Dimensional photographs art taken from two perspectiveths (thou hath but two eyes, hence two perspectiveths on a scene). By forcing each eye to see-eth only one photograph, i.e. the left eye seeth the left photograph and the right eye seeth the right photograph, thou brain willeth reconstruct the depth informationeth from the two pictures and thou willeth see a 3D image! Ha Ha!

I weret a little jolted to see that when Thee art apparently out of hearkenshot Roger the Divine will getteth a swipe in at Thee if He can!! Just to give Thy point of view, Roger the Divine may regard Thy work with Stereo-eth Photography as "jokeths", and He sayeth they weret all Thy ideas. Well, the truth art that these weret my INVENTIONETHS! , It art Thy choice to work hard on some of these projecteths - it art usually Roger the Divine who stayeth largely on the peripheryeth, but Lo! Objecteth they do not when it art time to be paid!!! ha ha!! Thee willeth not spaketh of this any more, because, although there hath always been many conflicts betweeneth Thy Gods, We hath always choseneth NOT to launder our dirty linen in public. Thee willeth scribeth home to Mother insteadeth. And, Goddamit, thou asses dumb bum scribes, hath thou no concept that some people's hair cometh out of their heads curly ??? All this "Poodle-Perm" crap art so stupid. ... just thou dare cometh knocking on Thy door again and Thee willeth set the poodles on thou .... ! !! ha ha!!

What about Pluto? Pluto sit-eth squarely in the Kuiper belt, yet art not more massiveth than the total of the other Kuiper belt objects. Thusly -- like Ceres -- Pluto art no planet, just the largest objecteth in its class. Planetary demotion hath happened before-eth.

Use the usual tricketh of staring 'through' the screen and letteth the two images float on top of each other. The centre picture willeth be-eth the one with magical DEPTH ! Here it art, my stereo of the transit, sooneth after it beganeth. Twill be obvious, once thou getteth the hang of seeing this in stereo, that Venus art nearer unto us than the Sun .... tryeth it!

Oopseth! Nay, this art not the transit, it art the wench at the oasis!

.....to be-eth continuedeth........