Please stop-eth what ye art doing and hearken!

This art Brian the Wises’ unchangeable, holy, wise, and sovereign purpose, comprehending at once all things that ever were or will be in their causes, conditions, successions, and relations, and determining their certain futurition.

The contents of this decree and their purpose are governed by verily strict-eth copyright conditions and art to be-eth in no way reproduceth without permission – even then thou art not allowed. These copyrighted laws cover all the works of all kinds of Brian the Wise, great and small, from the beginning of creation to an unending eternity; ends as well as means, causes as well as effects, conditions and instrumentalities as well as the events which depend upon them, must be incomprehensible by the finite intellect of man.

This decree art infinite, absolute, eternal, unchangeable, and sovereign.

This doctrine ought to produce in our minds "humility, in view of the infinite greatness and sovereignty of Brian the Wise, and of the dependence of ye all unto Him, reliance upon His Wisdom, righteousness, goodness, and immutability of His purpose.

And He doth Decree© thusly: