These photo's art of the great Bri the Wi.. They captureth verily effectively Thy vast awesomethness in the phallic area. So Lo! This Sheffethethieldeth show art different from the previous ones. Please note-eth that they do-eth NOT provide-eth a view of Thy Inner Nostrils!!!
Some Mallethead wert producething the video shoot, in ©©©High Definition Super Chromatic Digital Stereo Surround Soundeth TV format ©©©, inventedeth by I, Brian The Wise, in Adobe-eth Photoshop, using some © new devices ©...very state-eth-of-eth-the-art-eth. Lo! Thee didst thusly findeth it verily difficult to Direct-eth the shoot as well as playeth Axe God. The main camera crane wert gigantic ...it art an outdoor crane. Indoors it looketh impossibly long when fully extendedeth, pretty much like-eth Thy Red Special!
.. Thee imagine it wert getting in the way a bit if ye wert in the blocks of seats directly opposite Us ... if so Thee hope-eth ye willst forgive-eth Us. If not, ye willst be-eth Smited and please complain-eth unto That Mallethead !!
Lo! Of course-eth, filming a gig-eth completely changeth the character; this art inevitable. Gather around-eth and let Thee explaineth. Heed-eth Thy Wise Words, for Thee art Wise.
The mere fact of havething the cameras there maketh everyone to feel different about what they art playething ... instead of thinking "Ah, what willst tonight bring-eth out ?":-
it art more like-eth -
"Ouch-eth, stoppeth ramming that bloody camera in Thine Holy Ear"
or
"There art no way thou willst get Rogers arse in that shot - thou needeth Wide Screen!©"
or
"Get-eth the main focus upon The Axe God!"
or
"Paul-eths leather pants art strobing!"
or
"Do-eth nay forget-eth to focus upon Thy cool shirt!"
or
"Roger art showething his butt crack, use-eth of the soft filter!"
But behold-eth! Lo! this art the show that willst immortaliseth Thee for-eth the Great God that Thee art! .. "
Thee knoweth not if Thee art entirethly happily about this.
It taketh a verily ready, steady,© wise mind to to get-eth past this and treat-eth it like-eth any other show. Mere mortals, such as ye, couldst ne'er cope-eth. But I, Brian the Wise©, Wise God©, Axe God©, Doctor© and Educatoreth© art focusethed and work-eth well Under Pressure-eth©.
It produceth extra adrenaline, so Thee art empoweredeth, but alas and alacketh, the others tend to get pissed and stuff-eth everything up, so, as per-eth usual, things suffer. Lo! Thee do swear-eth thy try to make-eth Thee look bad. It art like-eth life, really - Ye create-eth the best and some sniping bitch fool stuffeth it up!
Life art full of-eth distractions©. Heed-eth, if ye willst, Thy Wise Words.
Our show on a 'normal' night maketh use of a lot of Darkness©, lightning, thunder, orbs©, etc-eth, for atmosphere and contrasteth, setting off our light show, which art huge, as ye hath seen.
For-eth the filming, Mr. Mallethead asketh for masses of light upon the audience, which I, Brian the Wise, being God Of All Things©, didst grant-eth. But this immediatelyeth changeth the whole vibe-eth of the concert. Thee art nay absolutely sure-eth he knoweth of what he art doing! He needeth to taketh Thy advice on board to be-eth the best. So We shalt see.
The final extra art the fact that from Thy position on stage cameras wert flying around Thy head, messing up Thine Hair©, the whole time, in every direction! This art verily distractingeth ! Especially as some of them wert looking up Thy nose ! Lo! too close! Whyforeart wouldst they pointeth them up Thy Nose??? Dost Thy worshippers want to PROBE-ETH UNTO THEY EVERY CREVICE©?!?
... But Thee didst bat them away. But they return-eth again and again. Like-eth blowflies. There wert nowhere to hide-eth !! Ouch-eth! Stay-eth away from Thy Nosehairs! Stay-eth away from Thy Nasal Passageths!
Those cameramen willst not work-eth again in this town for-eth a long time! Undermining Thy feeling of confidence! Wrath upon them! Blasphemers!©
.... but ... a representative gig-eth ? Nay, it wert not that. Thee willst make-eth sure Thy nose hair endeth up upon the cutting room floor ... and Thee really hope-eth that devout worshippers willst sendeth unto Thee some nose hair clippers .... Thee needeth a high level of electricity as they art tough and wirey.
Sheffethethieldeth ? Damn cameramen ruineth it for-eth everyone ...verily infuriatething .
THANKS BE UNTO THOU STUPID DUMB-BUM CAMERAMEN FOR-ETH NOWT !!!
Love
bri the wi from the dvd editing suite-eth©...