IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

HAVETH FAITH!!

REASONS FOREART AND NAY A KNIGHTHOOD

Proof Positive of Do Gooding!
Naked God on the Loose
Sycophant Door Knockers
REQUEST FOR WISE KNIGHTHOOD

SIR ROGER THE DIVINE SHAG

A Thought from Lord God Freddie
A Response from Roger the Divine
Sir Roger the Divine Shag in the Meddows

ALMOST SIR BRIAN THE WISE

Knighthood Petition (COMPULSORY SIGNATURES )
I'm Dreaming of a White Knighthood
Wise Armour

SIR BRIAN THE WISE COMMEMORATIVE ITEMS FOR SALE!

Sir Brian Bringles
Sardines in Wise Oil
McWise Unhappy Meal
Wise Pump it and Bang!
Bri the Wise Orifice Brush!

Hitherto as always, the opinions expresseth in these pages art purely
and personally those of Thyself, Brian the Wise; Behold, they art NOT
the official views of Queeble, or of any other organisation or individual.
Thusly, this maketh them to be-eth verily wise opinions and it art the opinion of
Brian the Wise that thou shalt heed Thy Wise Words.

"blah, blah, blah...Just ignoreth him...we do!" sayeth Queeble Prophets and the Other Gods.