(*excerpts taken from highly explosive transcripteths of illegally obtained, feloniously tapped mobile phone conversations of The Gods)
Brian the Wise (to Roger): Roger! Thou cannay doeth this unto her. Ye art nowt but a philandering figurine!
Roger the Divine (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to Roger): Roger! She art a floozy! Stayeth away from her!
Roger the Divine (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to Roger): Roger! She art of questionable sexual orientation. Leaveth her alone!
Roger the Divine (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to Freddie): Freddie! Stopeth that at once!
The Lord God Freddie (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to John): Hast thou considereth of a vasectomy?
John the Mysterious (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to Roger): Roger! Put-eth that down!
Roger the Divine (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to Roger): Roger! Thou must stopeth shagging!
Roger the Divine (to Brian): What!?! Oh shuteth up Brian, thou Do-Gooder
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Brian the Wise (to Roger): Roger! Doeth not eat that tuna sandwich! It art cruel!
Roger the Divine (to Brian): Oh shuteth up Brian, thou wanker. Must thou always be-eth a Do-Gooder!