Roger Dear!

Behold! I read-eth of thou plight in todays’ newspaper. Art thou Shag-Rate droppething again?
This art preposterous but ye must knoweth that Brian wilst ne’er stop-eth with the door-knocking sycophants until He hath His own way and art dubbed Sir Brian.

Fear not Roger Dear! I hath a plan!

John and I think thou shouldst also thusly petition for-eth a knighthood.

Whyforeart? Well, dear, it wilst looketh impressive upon Thy business card and we think it will stop-eth Thou dropping Shag-Rate once and for-eth all!

Thou shalt be knoweth as SIR ROGER THE DIVINE SHAG IN THE MEDDOWS and the wenches wilst line up at Thou door and beg to be-eth begat!

John art working on the petition as we spake-eth.

What dost Thou thinketh?

Freddie