COMPLETE SMOKING BAN INCLUDING PRIVATE CLUBS YEA!
Complete-eth ban on smoking!
Art they hearkening unto Thy Wisdom at last ?
Well, yea, but ne'er fast enough for-eth Thee!
Doth Thee need to put-eth a
fire cracker up their arses!
It art a SIN not to hearken unto Brian the Wise.
Lo verily. Thee art glad Thee playeth a MAJOR part in this miniscule-eth bit of progress-eth. Brian the Wise - Protectethor of Children. (Thee just make-eth them deaf - ha ha-eth).
Thee strive-eth so hard for-eth this and Thee hath done a verily good job.
Still, upon reading of the scribing on the Brian the Wise Mailing List, Thee art aware that Thy followers wilst ne'er be-eth happy until every stinking, foul, putrid, disgustething, scabby, infested smoker art drawn and quarterethed, hung and shot, tarrethed and feathered, strung up and whipped. Bastards.
May they all die horribly.
May they all burn in hell.
May they all rot in slime and get coverethed in warts and be-eth eaten by toads.
May they all drown in their own defication.
May they all choke-eth on snot.
Aaarrrrkkk! There art a worm in Thy apple! Who forgot-eth to spray the orchard?
Love,
Brian the Wise