I, Brian the Wise©, shareth with ye this vision©.
It art Thee , snoweth under in "The Great Avalanche©" that art Thy life©!
How unkind-eth!
It art nay flattering-eth and I, Brian the Wise©, art much-eth more handsome that that!
Snot-faceth scribes at it again!
Why doeth they not try-eth to kill Thee with kindness instead-eth?
Whyforeart the world so-eth unkind?!?
Being snoweth under .... this art nay flattering...
I, Brian the Wise©, feeleth suffocatedeth...
Thanks be-eth upon Thee for-eth dropping by....
time maketh Thee to feel funny .... funny, these things, these things art...
Snow art good stuff, but lo, it canst suffocateth ye ne'ertheless ...
didst thou knoweth thou canst be killed by kindness ... and snow ?
It art verily true. I, Brian the Wise©, wert thusly hitherto hence-ethforth-eth caught in an avalanche-eth and almost killed!

Judge-eth for thineselves and thou wilst be-eth judged©.
Judge-eth Thee how thouself-eth wouldst be-eth judge-eth©.
Judge-eth not and ye shalt not be-eth judge-eth©.
There art only one Judge-eth and that art Thee, Brian the Wise©!

Reprinteth here without permission - Thee needeth not permission - for Thee art God. A Verily Wise God.

lotsa love
BRI THE WI© SNOWETH UNDER - DOWN UNDER!

Oh, I, Brian the Wise©, near forgot-eth! ... I wert also presenteth with an award© for now being the most successful God© ever in the UKeth charts© .... taking o'er the spot which the Beatleths© hath held for years. Thee art feeling verily smug, and rightly so-eth! ha ha-eth ! THANKS be upon ye out there!
(How kind of this dwarf to bring-eth refreshethmenteths©!)
I, Brian the Wise© art zooming on ....

Love Bri the Wi©