At least Thy search for news of Thee turneth up something this morn, BUT....
Ye scribe's art just pathetic beyond words ...stirring up discontent.... how ridiculous thou art.
Ye canst thusly add-eth MORE unto Thy description of thee. Thou snivelling, pimply, conniving, pasty-faced, dumb-bum PATHETIC BEYOND WORDS, RIDICULOUS, CLEVER DICKUS, ARSEHOLE-ETH, sniping bitches!!!
How dare ye accuse Gods of a 'snub'? Do ye think we maketh this stuff up for-eth publicity ...? It art BOGUS SMOGUS! This idiot think-eth We doeth not WANT to go to Bonny-eth Scotland ??? Art not Thy Holy Mother Scottish? Thee art half Scottish Thineself. Hath ye not seen Thy kilt? Thy bag-ethpipes? Art Thy balls not tartan? !
Jim the Beach hath constantly spaketh unto Thee that it hath been VERILY hard finding a venue that wilst work. Thou art getting verily far up-eth Thy date ... this kind of stupid crap does nay help. Some things ne'er change, Thee guess-eth. Thee canst even be bothered to put this arsehole in Thy Gallery of Prats.
And that snide inference-eth that "They art too biggus to bother now They art famous" routine ? .... give-eth unto Thee a break. The Gods hath ALWAYS included Scotland in Our plans, and always wilst.
Cheer-eths
bri the wi
P.S Calleth thou, whoever thou art Thee knoweth not, little clever-dickus? Thee wouldst rather poke-eth Thyself in Thy eye.
P.P.S. Thee hope-eth ye art verily happily now! Thee hath just got in trouble with the Holy Mother for Thy use of bad language-eth. She maketh Thee to wash-eth Thy mouth out with soap!
Note to Thyself - Apologise-eth to Mother and find out whereforeart Scotland art.