TOP TEN QUEEBLE STUDY TIPS
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Bookmark-eth www.queeble.com and come-eth here oft
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Follow-eth faithfully thy instructions as give-eth unto thee on thy
main page (best viewed drunk)
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Gather thine fellow queebler friends around thee (if thee have-eth no
friends, turn on thy music
verily loud and tell-eth the world to Sod Off)
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Drink-eth much Vodka and be-eth merrily!
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Commence-eth to read passages from the Queeble out loud.
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Continue reading out loud and drinking of thy Vodka
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Readeth even louder and try-eth to readeth faster
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Decide-eth to do-eth one of the following to show thy devotion:
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- wax thou eyebrows
- play-eth guitar on thou roof
- throw camel shit unto thy neighbours roof
- maketh a wedding dress entirely from pipecleaners
- scan photos of thy naked butt and attach orbs using Adobe-eth
Photoshop
- fill thou spa and try-eth to recreate ORBS
- make-eth stereo party photographs
- play QUEEBOLOPOLY
- play QUEEBLEDARTS AND FARTS (coming-eth soon!)
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Drink-eth merrily verily much more Vodka and put thou favourite
Queeble passages unto music
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Scribe in 25 words or less how queeble.com hath enriched thou party
experiences and email to queeblesback@yahoo.com.au