TOP TEN QUEEBLE STUDY TIPS

• Bookmark-eth www.queeble.com and come-eth here oft

• Follow-eth faithfully thy instructions as give-eth unto thee on thy main page (best viewed drunk)

• Gather thine fellow queebler friends around thee (if thee have-eth no friends, turn on thy music verily loud and tell-eth the world to Sod Off)

• Drink-eth much Vodka and be-eth merrily!

• Commence-eth to read passages from the Queeble out loud.

• Continue reading out loud and drinking of thy Vodka

• Readeth even louder and try-eth to readeth faster

• Decide-eth to do-eth one of the following to show thy devotion:

• - wax thou eyebrows
  - play-eth guitar on thou roof
  - throw camel shit unto thy neighbours roof
  - maketh a wedding dress entirely from pipecleaners
  - scan photos of thy naked butt and attach orbs using Adobe-eth Photoshop
  - fill thou spa and try-eth to recreate ORBS
  - make-eth stereo party photographs
  - play QUEEBOLOPOLY
  - play QUEEBLEDARTS AND FARTS (coming-eth soon!)
  

• Drink-eth merrily verily much more Vodka and put thou favourite Queeble passages unto music

• Scribe in 25 words or less how queeble.com hath enriched thou party experiences and email to queeblesback@yahoo.com.au