Oh Wise One,

Thee receiveth this today from a friend. Thee wouldst ne'er, under any circumstances forward-eth of a personal e-mail unto Thou. Howe'er, this one art just a short and touching wee story that remindeth ye that we art here to care-eth for-eth one another. If Thou like-eth of the message and art of a similar mind set, please feel-eth free to use it upon Thou site - www.brianthewise.com. It hath been scanneth going in and out of thy humble mail box with AntiSmite e-mail scanning so it art verily safe! Please striketh thee down if this art not so.

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The Parable-eth of the Spoons

A holy man wert spakething with The Lord God Freddie one day and he sayeth unto Him, "Lord, Thee wouldst like-eth to knoweth what Heaven and Hell art like. "The Lord God Freddie leadeth the holy man unto two doors. He openeth one of the doors and the holy man looketh in. In the middle of the room wert a large round table. In the middle of the table wert a large pot of stew which smelleth delicious and maketh the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table wert thin and sickly. They appeareth to be-eth famished. They wert holding spoons with verily long handles and each found it possible to reacheth unto the pot of stew and taketh a spoonful, but because the handle wert longer than their arms, they couldst nay get the spoons back unto their mouths. The holy man shuddereth at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord God Freddie sayeth unto him, "Thou hath seen Hell."

They went unto the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people wert equippeth with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people wert well nourished and plump, laughething and spake-ething. The holy man sayeth, "Thee knoweth not?"

It art simple" sayeth The Lord God Freddie, "it requireth but one skill. Thou see-eth, they hath learneth to feed each other. Whilst the greedy think only of themselves."

Sucketh Up

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BtW replieth: Verily nice parable ! Thee actually scribeth it and it art copyethrighted unto Thee ! It art verily clever ! And if thou wert not suckething up so hard, Thee wouldst spite thee for-eth a breacheth of the copyethright laws!!!

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p-eth s: AntiSmite Scanning art also copyethrighted unto Thee. Thou shouldst thusly treadeth verily careful young man! Thou art hitherto and forthethwith walkething upon eggshells!