Whoforeart going to be-eth the suport-eth act for-eth Thou Live Tour of the U-eth K ???

Heckler

Lo Thusly! We hath been toyething with many idea-eths for-eth the support act-eth. Hereforeart Thy 'short list' with Thy added comments. Thee art still undecided-eth. MayBe-eth Thee willst use-eth of them all! Ha-eth! Ha-eth!

• Elvis Presley - doth eat more-eth than Roger
• Leo The Sayereth - Hath weird hair!
• Janis Jopethlin - wants to shageth and begat with the drummer!
• Bay-eth City Rollers - do-eth nay weareth underpants!
• Abba-eth - want to shag-eth and begat with the drummer!
• Alice-eth Cooper - eats chickens!
• Sex Pistolseths - too ferocious!
• Eltonia of John - diva-like and prone to blasphemic outbursts
• Roddus Stewart - wants to shag-eth and begat with the drummer or anything blonde!
• Michael Jackethson - steals all Thy ideas
• George-eth Michael - wants to shag-eth and begat with the drummer!
• The Beatle-eths - steal all Thy ideas
• The Rolling Stones - older than Methusela!
• The Who - Who-eth?
• Jimi Hendrixeth - Art Thou Experienced-eth?
• Britney, Pink & Beyonce - Thee wanteth to shag-eth them but they wanteth to shag-eth and begat with the drummer!

• Queen Minus - not thusly sure whoforeart this art...saw-eth it on a poster somewhere (must look-eth into it!)