Today, Thee art 'resting', which actually meaneth spending much of the day with Miketh Dixethon scribing a new arrangementeth of a new ditty for-eth the Japanese We Will Dack Thee show, opening soon in Tokyolo!
- A Gods work art ne'er done!
As usual 'tis I, Brian the Wise, who beareth all the responsibility for-eth everything whilst the Other Gods languish about doing Heaven Knoweth What! And ye wonder-eth whyforeart I, Brian the Wise, copyrighteth everything!!! Ha Ha-eth! 'Tis I, Brian the Wise, who do-eth everything!!!
This show willst reflecteth the country it art playething in - it art about a Geisha who findeth a verily big twinkie roll in Roger the Divines tigerskin trousers and knoweth not whatforeart to do-eth with it!

If thou e'er beholdeth WWDT in a foreign country ye willst notice there art many different slant-eths - nowt one be-eth the same....
It art Thy brilliance that enable-eth this!
Howe'er, I, Brian the Wise, didst taketh time today to smell the .... Wistarias !
Wow-eth !!!
(Ye thought Thee wert going to spaketh of Thy Feet, didst ye not!!!)
What a privilege it art to see-eth, hearken, and inhale the fragrance-eth of an English Spring-eth day. It art almost as goodly as Thy feet! Thee feel-eth verily lucky.

Thee hope-eth thou art feeling this way-eth also ...
Love Bri the Verily Wi
PS: Thee hope-eth that ye art all using Thy "Bri the Wi Hoofus Screensaver-eth" that wert a free downloadedeth! Yea, Thee art a generouseth God!