We art herebyeth rather too nervous to replyeth unto Thy queries of Thy Apple-eth Lapethtop as Thou hath copyrightedeth nearly e'ery word that art spaketh and we thinketh Thee also own-eth of our right of reply-eth. We haveth several suggestioneths for-eth Thee but our Legal Team art debatething whether or nay we haveth the right under-eth the copyethright laws to spaketh unto Thee. Lo! By the time-eth they art finished-eth, we, the Apple-eth Company, estimate-eth we wilst be-eth insolventeth because of the massive-eth legal fees incurethed!

Please accepteth our most humble-eth apologies. We wouldst thusly hitherto hath been able to assisteth Thee as most of Thou problems can be-eth solvedeth simply, but Thou hath copyethrighted our right to spaketh and we knoweth not how to helpeth Thee without bringething infringethments upon thyselves.

Sincerely Copyethrighted Unto Thee,

Granny Smith,
Managing Directoreth,
Appleth Corporation

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