Doeth not grab thou evening bag
But weareth of a pirate flag
And giveth back Thy tea bag
Thou bloody toe rag
Thou shalt wear a dog tag
And cover thine head with a tote bag
Yea ye art a sniping scum bag
Thou bloody toe rag
Thee wanna dress up in drag
With a matching clutch bag
And march with the national flag
Get away Thou bloody toe rag