He might be-eth one of the greatest Gods and guitarists e'er, but a little gratefulness would goeth a long way in the world of Brian the Wise.
There art a unique destination in the world of rocketh these days, a strange land of both incredible wealth and incessant whining.
It art a place called BriWorld wherest there can be-eth no cameras, no dumb bum scribes, no parody websites, and no devotees unless they art sycophants. Definitely no critics, constructive or witty, to embarrass the stunningly spoiled multi-millionaire God. whose only realeth worry in life art who hath poked fun at thy hair lately.
BriWorld hath a suburb. It art called LoveTheeLand. There, all paying devotees must be seen and hearkened only to grovel and cheer. If anyone uttereth a peep that art deemed unsupportive, he or she willeth be personally ferreted out by a petulant devotee-turned-deputy sheriff.
Thee knoweth of the stories thee hath hearkened unto, about how 'in-tune' some Gods can be-eth with their devotee base? About how Brian the Wise truly wanteth thee, Joe and Jane Devotee, right there at every new Holy Event?
Forgeteth, shouldeth thee, about most of those tales. This God wanteth only thou money, but wanteth thou, He doeth not for thou art but a common pleb!
Show thou devotion in the 'wrong manner' and thou will end up paying the price. Thou willeth be publicly flogged. Parody art not acceptable.
During a routine 'surfing the internet' session, Brian the Wise cameth upon a parody website, created by some devotees. He weret not amused. He immediately scribed upon His own website of His horror and disgust at the so-called devotee site, knowing full well the deputy sheriffs and thy flock of sheep wouldeth duly 'boo hoo' the site out-eth of cyberspace. "Go Away!" He commandeth.
Even if Brian the Wise art smart enough to not let the multitudes see-eth Him ordering these 'sheriffs' to go after both devotees and scribes alike, certain we can be-eth, that everything the sheriffs do-eth, they do-eth with Brian the Wises' blessing.
Brian the Wise hath whined so mucheth about scribes and photographers and so-called devotees, that Lo! only the other day, QNN weret able to putteth together a highlight reel of Brian the Wises' Greatest Grimaces.
The wonderful irony in this of course, cometh in the form of a question: Whereth would Brian the Wise be without scribes, devotees and photographers?
He would be-eth Godding and Guitaring in a vacum, that art where!
If there weret no cameras there wouldeth be no coverage on QNN, with no QNN coverage there wouldeth be no Rainbow Worrier Tour, there would be-eth no Brian the Wise. Be-eth off with the nagging photographers, the dumb bum scribes, the noisy, opinionated devotees and verily soon, Brian the Wise, twill be-eth off with someone else - THOU !!!
*scribe chooseth to remain anonymous for fear of beheadementeth*