©TONIGHT ART 'THE' NIGHT .....©

Welcome-eth ETHVRIL LAVIGNE-ETH unto Our pesky wee Land !!

She doth play on the morrow - in Wembley-eth Arena, but alas and alack, sadly Thee willst nay be there since Thee art but liketh a common criminal and holeth up in Australia !!!

The Antipodes!!!

The arse-eth end of the World!

Why doth Thee haveth to be-eth SO FAR AWAY FROM EVERYTHING!

And Thee art stuck here with Roger the Divine and His foul mouth! And the scribes doeth not hearken unto Thy wise words but do-eth hearken unto Rogers!

Dumb bums!

How Thee doth loathe this Land and it's sunshine and happy people.

How Thee doth long to be-eth back in the Mother Land where it art cold and miserable-eth.

Thee do-eth so LOVE ETHVRIL LAVIGNE-ETH ...

Thee hath been enjoying her second tablet - Thee canst nay understand how someone so young can feel-eth so much and knoweth so much. And Rock-eth so hard !

Damm-eth-it !

She obviously art a student of Brian the Wise School of Knowledge.

Hey-eth, folks - go-eth see her and tell-eth unto Thee what Thee missed whilst Thee art in this Gods Forsaken Land!!

But TONIGHT ART 'THE' NIGHT © in Sydney, here in these backwaters - a great preview last night, and TONIGHT ART 'THE' NIGHT ©the Grand Opening ....

hopefully not too many commoners ..

We art all excitedeth, and confident it will be a storm-eth-er !!!!

If only Roger the Divine wouldst behave-eth.

Thee hath thusly sayeth unto Him many times before-eth "Thee should nay spaketh unless I, Brian the Wise, approveth of Thy words first!".

But He doth not hearken unto Thee.

It art verily frustrating-eth. Mother willst hearken of this!

Lo! WWDT Rides again-eth!

Love Bri the Wi